The Best Trucking Story Of The Month
A drunken man walks into a
trucker's bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees
three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans
over, looks the biggest, meanest, trucker in the face and
says:
'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking
woman!'
The trucker looks at him and
doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because
he is one mean trucker and would fight at the drop of a
hat.
The drunk leans on the table
again and says:
'I got it on with your grandma
and she is good, the best I ever had!'
The trucker's buddies are
starting to get really mad but the trucker still says
nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one
more time and says,
'I'll tell you something else,
boy,
your grandma liked it!'
looks him square in the eyes and says..
your grandma liked it!'
looks him square in the eyes and says..
At this point the trucker stands up,
takes the drunk by the
shoulders
'Grandpa;....... Go home!
You're drunk!
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